once my baby was being really annoying so i put it in the basement but then i forgot and decided i didn’t want my basement anymore so i got rid of the door and then decided to do the rest later and when child protective services came they couldn’t get to my kid so they just wandered around my house
i’m talking about the sims please don’t call the police
(via selfish-war-machine)
How the FUCK am I supposed to have a good day when 28% of Americans aren’t getting enough fiber?
(via selfish-war-machine)
what if 911 called you
(via theoreticallyepic)
if u ever feel bad about urself just think about the people who use their selfies as their lock screen or wallpaper
(Source: madfawn, via imgoingtoeatyourfamily)
